Taking over the world ...one papercut at a time

This caught my eye in reading one of the many articles on the latest 'terrorist' threat....

Kingsley Veal, 35, a geologist from England, said his Continental flight from London's Heathrow airport to San Francisco was "long and boring" because, under British flight restrictions, he couldn't bring any books or music on board.

Books? No books? wtf? Were the supposed terrorists planning to rip out pages of books and threaten people with ghastly papercuts? Ooh, and maybe then they were gonna pour alcohol on them, hence the whole no liquids thing. Yes. That must be it. The terrorist master plan...

Threaten painful papercuts with rubbing alcohol poured over them. oooh (insert scary music here)


...or maybe it's just better to keep people from reading because then they won't be informed....now they'll just be scared...all that time sitting on a plane with nothing to do but think how terrible things are thanks to those blasted papercut-threatening terrorists...


File under: ridiculous airport "safety"

The industry sure does know how to de-sexy someone

Before signed to a major label and looking shag-me-sexy:
http://www.savingjane.com/images/1g.jpg

After signing to a major label, looking glossy and fake and not-so-shag-me-sexy:
http://music.yahoo.com/release/30658157



File under: tragedy, Saving Jane

Restaurants with dirty floors can't be clean!

There are a lot of restaurants around here that have vats of peanuts (in the shell) in the waiting area and on the tables and the custom is to crack open the shell, toss it on the floor and then eat the peanuts, which i find totally repulsive, btw. (who wants to eat at a place with crap all over the floor?!)

I explain this oddity because I'm fairly certain these places only exist in the south and you've prolly never been in one...and I wish I had not. I was thinking about this today because my mother, everytime she is at our place, will comment on something being dirty/dusty/etc. yet she loves to frequent restaurants with peanut debris on the floor. wtf kind of sense does that make? just a thought.

Comedians - delivering news you can trust!

Dennis Miller + Fox News = not exactly a trustworthy news source.

There's just something about getting your news from a comedian...that is...well...less than trustworthy. Give me a notable author or someone similiar and I'm with ya...well not if you're Fox News, but still...

Pics of hot girls together is so effing rad...

prepare to swoon...

http://www.drawingonwalls.com/photos.htm .....

very bottom of page on the left....

from a film that just finished production.


File under: hot girls together is schweet

Oh sweet jesus, a cure for the ignorant!

I was just posting earlier about the smarts those Germans have...first they give a shout out to human rights and now this.

An anti-stupid pill. Oh bless those funny talking German bastards!

How can I get a PR job with the Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin? I'd love to have an arsenal of those babies to pass out on the street. Or on the road! Someone trying to get in my lane...while I'm in it....I could pull out a pea shooter and hit 'em with a lil dose of 'no more stupid.' Or for those days I dread...you know the ones....when you have no choice...you have to do it...you have to go to the Wal-Mart. (insert scary music here) That's where all the stupids congregate. I think they meet up there to have little contests...see who can out-stupid who. For Wal-Mart I'd have to grind up my little nuggets of no-more-stupid into a fine powder that I could drop into the sprinkler system and rain down no-more-stupid on all the stupids. Ah, the dream. It's good. It's real damn good.

File under: hope for humanity

Yeh, cause aliens hate drugs

Apparently Penelope Cruz gives a shout-out to Scientology for being anti-drugs...of course Hitler brought Germany out of an economic depression, but that doesn't make everything all butterflies and daisies, now does it?


File under: Scientology -still a cult

Is this a good thing?

If I was a celebrity that got sloshed, pulled over for speeding while sloshed and caught with my verbal pants down cause I was bashing those pesky Jews.....would I really want Patrick Swayze having my back? What next...will Blossom pop up to say she supports Mel also?

Just something to ponder.


File under: Mel Gibson - still a hater from way back

Beaten by the Nazis! d'oh!

So, you know that the US is really dragging it's feet when Germany is ruling that an Iranian lesbian cannot be deported to her homeland because she risks facing punishment there for her sexual orientation.

Um, yeh.

Meanwhile the US is doing everything in its power to ensure that only straight couples like Star Jones and her gay husband can marry.


File under: get me out of America!

Conversion of files xif to pdf

Had to do this for work and thought some of you might need the help too...

On this page, you will find a XIF Viewer from ScanSoft :

      http://support.scansoft.com/downloads/default.asp

Enter Pagis for the program and the correct OS.

Then, on this page, you will find a free PDF printer.

After the installation, open your XIF file, select "Print" and the

"PDF995" printer.

That should do the job.

Mel Gibson - "I didn't mean to say that outloud!"

Apparently when Mel Gibson says "The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," and asks the arresting officer, "Are you a Jew?" what he really means is "I heart Jews, they're swell."

Idiot.

I can't wait to see what the South Park guys do with this ammo.


File under: Mel Gibson - a hater from way back, moron, ignorance, and stupidity