Get your chef's apron on

You know what I love to do? I love to cook! But I am a bit of a klutz in the kitchen and always end up with food on my clothes. Of course, this would not happen if I would just wear one of those chef's aprons! But I suppose I will never learn :)

Did you know that you can order chef's aprons online at Cozy Homewares? They sell shower curtains there too. And did I mention the best part? They offer totally free shipping in the US.

Their chef's aprons come in a lot of different colors. They even have them for the kiddies. They also have light colored ones and white ones. Why would you want a white apron? Then everyone will see what you spill on yourself!

You know who could use one of those chef's aprons? Britney Spears. That way she would not get Cheetos stuff on her shirts.

Jennifer Love Hewiit engaged!

Have you heard the news? The Ghost Whisperer hottie is officially engaged. Yes, that is correct. I saw the news on CNN. The guy is an actor too.

She got engaged to Scottish actor Ross McCall. He has not really been in a lot of things. So you probably have not seen him in anything. Hooray for them!

Get your lap band on

Are you having problems losing weight? Have you been thinking about getting that lap band surgery done? If you have, you need to find your self a lap band surgeon with a good solid reputation. I know of a good place to start that search. Start at Journey Lite.

Journey Lite is a network of lap band surgical facilities and surgeons who specialize in the LAPBAND procedure for the surgical treatment of obesity. They cover the entire nation. You can find some of their facilities in Los Angeles LA, Houston, Texas and Tampa, Florida.

Is Britney pregnant? again?

Have you heard the rumors? It Brit with child? Or is it just a hoax? And more importantly, who is scrumping her? She is kind of a skank right now! The word on the street is that Brit is having J.R. Rotem's baby. I have no idea who he is!

Apparently Brit's friend says it is not true. Time will tell!

Save some money this Christmas when shopping

If you are still doing some of your Christmas shopping and are looking for ways to save some money then you need to visit CouponChief.com.

At Coupon Chief you can save money at all kinds of your favorite stores. They have Best Buy coupons for the electronics person you need to buy for. And Home Depot coupons for the Mr. Fix-It in your life, as well as many other coupons all at CouponChief.com.

Boy George chained a male escort to a wall

What is it with these gay male celebrities? They just can't seem to stay out of trouble! Usually it is poor George Michael though. But this time it is Boy George.

Apparently he had a male escort over. He then proceed to chain the escort to a wall. And now Boy George was charged in London with false imprisonment of an escort. Oy vey. When will these people learn?

Gustafson Orthopaedics

Need to get some hip replacement work done for yourself or for a relative/ If so, it sounds like you need to get familiar with Gustafson Orthopaedics sooner rather than later. At Gustafson Orthopaedics they can offer you relief related to your joint pain that you might be experiencing. So, get in contact with his staff to see what your options are for that joint pain!

Mmmm foood

I can't wait for lunch. I did not bring something tasty. I brought a PB & J. I still can't wait for lunch. I can't wait because I need a break from work. It so feels like a Monday to me. So, I really need the break. Plus, when i get back more than half the workday is over. yay for late lunches!

The Shewsbury Cartoon Festival

Have you heard of the International Shewsbury Cartoon Festival?
Intelligent Online Marketing supports Shewsbury Cartoon Festival this coming year. The Shrewsbury International Cartoon Festival is going to be held this coming year in April of 2008. You can catch it your self from April 18th until April 20th, 2008 in Shrewsbury, Shropshire in the Midlands of the United Kingdom. The town of Shrewsbury has been holding The Shrewsbury International Cartoon Festival in the town since 2003. At the Shrewsbury International Cartoon Festival you will be able to see about 40 or so full time and professional cartoonists and people that specialize in drawing caricatures. The artists that you will see at the Shrewsbury International Cartoon Festival are from the United Kingdom and all over the world.

This coming year there will be a new theme for the Shrewsbury International Cartoon Festival. The 2008 theme at the Shrewsbury International Cartoon Festival is “art.” Under this theme there will be a special exhibition of some new work by the Shrewsbury International Cartoon Festival cartoonists called “But is it Art.” This special exhibition will run from March 30th, 2008 to April 26, 2008. So, it is a limited time engagement if you are interested in going to see it. It will still be going on during the Shrewsbury International Cartoon Festival though.



For more info:

PRESS RELEASE 27/11/07

Intelligent Online Marketing announces that it intends to support the Shrewsbury International Cartoon Festival that is to be held in April 2008.

"I had such a great time at a recent business solutions event when a cartoonist drew a such a great picture of me. I've decided that we should do the decent thing and support the next cartoon festival." said Graham Baylis, director of Intelligent Online Marketing ltd.

"From the quality of the work I saw at the show and the images on the official website, it looks like being a really fun time" Graham said. "What's more we'll do our best to promote the show on the web as another way of helping them, that's bound to increase the awareness of the whole thing and hopefully get more people into the fun".

The Shrewsbury International Cartoon Festival is being held in Shrewsbury, Shropshire in the Midlands of the UK on April 18th - 20th 2008.

Brr cold weather

How is the weather where you are? I woke up to find it super cold in my place! And I hate the cold. Thankfully the snow has not yet started though. I am hoping to move out of the snowy area of the US before the snowing starts. But with the temp now the snow might beat me! I need to find a warm place to live! I am thinking about Cali by the beach! Oh yeah!

Need an innovative tutor?

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Singer found dead

Remember that band Quiet Riot from the 80s? Well, their lead singer was found dead today. His name was Kevin Dubrow. And they found him dead in Vegas. He was only 52 years old. How sad.

The Speakeasy New Years Eve in Columbus, Ohio

I saw a really cool ad for New Years Eve in Columbus. The ad was for a New Year's Eve party called The Speakeasy in Columbus, Ohio. It is a 1920's themed party. I'm talking flappers and gangsters here.

So, check out The Speakeasy New Years Eve for something cool to do this year.

Is the Bachelor gay?

I saw on Yahoo that The Bachelor Brad Womack turned down both girls. From looking at his picture it is not surprising. The boy is gay. Not Lance Bass gay, but definitely Neil Patrick Harris gay.

He supposedly declared that he he didn't really love either one of them. Wonder how much the studio paid him to do this show? And how come they didn't realize he is gay? I'm telling you - Brad Womack is totally gay. At least he looks totally gay in my opinion.

Need a reading tutor?

If you have a child that is having some problems with reading in school then you should look into reading tutors for your child. If you are unsure where to start looking then you need to head on over to Score Learning.

Score Learning boasts an innovative tutoring environment that will help your child achieve their very best in reading. At Score Learning they work with kids between the ages of 4 and 14. So, if you have a kid between those ages that needs some help with reading class, be sure to contact Score Learning to see how they can start to help your kid.

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Would you have Britney Spear to your house from Thanksgiving?

I was listening to the radio on the way to work this morning. Apparently Miley Cyrus and her dad Billy Ray Cyrus have invited Britney Spears to their house for Thanksgiving. That is so odd.

What is even more odd is that she said yes! Do you think they really meant it when they asked her? And did they really think that she would say yes? Girl is crazy. I can't say that I would invite her. Wow.

check out The Garden Escape

Do you have a business or a home that has a need for garden buildings? If so, you should head on over and check out The Garden Escape. This United Kingdom based company specializes in very high quality garden buildings for uses like offices, gyms and so on.

Personally, I could totally use a garden room or a garden building. They seem so relaxing and stress free - and who in this day and age could not use something relaxing and stress free? Apparently they also lead to pretty high levels of productivity, which is not all that surprising considering the whole relaxing and stress free thing. Another one of the things that I like so much about the garden rooms and the garden buildings is the vibe that I get from them. There is this while Zen minimalist thing going on with them and I totally dig it.

You can get your Garden Escape in pretty much any size as they come in a whole host of different sizes to meet your individual needs. There are also some where you can tailor the size to specifically meet your unique needs.

You might be surprised to learn that the garden buildings are better insulated than most homes! And you can have plumbing installed in your garden building too! So, if you want to have, say a sauna in it then you can. Now that has to be super extra relaxing, eh?

If you are liking the sound of this you should check out the Garden Escape and order your garden room today.

Michael Vick going to jail

Did you see the news? I read it on the front page of Yahoo. Michael Vick has surrendered to authorities. He is doing it three weeks early though. And he is on his way to jail. Funny that Kobe Bryant raped someone and nothing happened and Michael Vick had some dog fights and is going to jail.

Do you see the plain and clear message here? Society puts more value on dogs than on women. What the hell society?

Affordable car insurance

Cost U Less is an affordable California car insurance company for drivers like you. They are an insurance company with friendly, reliable service. For info on insurance nbi through Cost U Less, be sure to check out their website.

They do specialize in affordable car insurance for drivers in the state of California. And you can get a quote online from their site in less than two minutes! Check it out if you need insurance.

Katherine McPhee is engaged! I was hoping that Katherine McPhee is a lesbian!

Katherine McPhee is a hottie. So, I had high hopes that I would one day get to see Katherine McPhee kissing a woman or two. And I wanted to read the headlines:

"Katherine McPhee is a lesbian"
"Katherine McPhee comes out"
"Katherine McPhee caught kissing a woman"

And so on.

Sadly, that is not what happened today. Instead the headline reads that Katherine McPhee is engaged to some actor by the name of Nick Cokas. Dammit man.

Will I get to see Katherine McPhee kissing girls or what?

Math is hard

You know, math class can be pretty hard for kids. Adults even have hard times with math every now and then too.

If your kid is having some problems in their math class you should look into Math Tutors at Score Learning and get your kid some help. At Score Learning, they have an innovative tutoring environment targeted at kids between the ages of 4 and 14. With their help, your kid will do more than just barely scrape by in math - your kid will actually learn math.

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Katie Couric mocks Dan Rather - world sees it

What an idiot Katie Couric is. She mocks Dan Rather and it gets recorded on tape. Then guess what happens next? It ends up on the internet for the world to see. Do you think she feels stupid now? She actually said "This tart is ready to go!"

I just don't know about her. She's kinda of weird looking too.

Lose weight with a lap band

If you are wanting to lose weight but have been having some difficulties then you need to look up lap band spring, TX. Getting a lap band to lose weight is a pretty easy process. In fact it is an outpatient procedure! If you are in Texas you will want to visit Dr. Richard E. Collier to get a lapband if you have decided that is a good weight loss option for you.

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Fergie was a druggie!

Holy crap! Did you know that Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas fame used to be a drug addicted celebrity? That's right, this former Kids Incorporated celeb used to have a drug addiction.

What was she addicted to? Fergie was addicted to crystal meth. Apparently all of this was before joining the Black Eyed Peas.

A gothic dating site for you

Do you identify as gothic and are you having a little trouble when it comes to finding love? If so, it sounds like you need to give a Gothic dating site a try. By using Gothic dating site like Darkyria then you are sure to get someone that has similar interests as you as both of you will identify as Gothic. This means that you will not have to worry about having someone reject you just because you do not conform to societal norms and standards.

Darkyria is a really cool Gothic dating site. It is clear that they had someone totally Gothic design it as it looks really, really sweet. And there are a lot of really, really super hot people on the site! On the main page there is like a filmstrip that shows you some photos of some of the members that have profiles on the site with photos of themselves. We are talking about some seriously sexy people on this here Gothic dating site! And they have something really cool on the front page that I have not seen on any other dating sites. There is a list of members that are online. But that is not the cool part. The cool part is that you can sort it by country and age just super quick like. How convenient is that?


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pagerank woes

dear google - i have no pagerank. when will you give me one? i would really like to have one. then maybe i can make some extra cash like all these other people. so, you see, i am needy. consider me a charity case. please.

Do you know what day it is in Britney history?

Yes, that's right. Today is a very special day in Britney Spears history. It is the day that she sent Kevin Federline the text message. The text message that said she was divorcing him. Oh, the agony.

Stephen Colbert won't be president

Isn't it sad? Stephen Colbert has dropped his bid for the presidency. It's really kind of tragic. I would loved to have seen him on one of those debates. Man, that would have been classic.

I just don't understand

the appeal of perez hilton. the website, not the gay boy. i mean, is it supposed to be entertaining? it is really kind of retarded when you get right down to it. of course, he is sitting at home raking in google cash. and here i sit with a PR0.

Woe is me.

well, his name is Dog!

"Dog the Bounty Hunter" was suspended after its star, Duane "Dog" Chapman, made racist insults. Not terribly surprising, is it? No, he looks like a big redneck. And clearly he is a big ole redneck. Geesh.

And pretty. Did I mention pretty? He is so darn purty! as if