let your child perfect their pole dancing technique

File this under wtf?

Apparently a toy store chain was selling an item for children called the Peekaboo pole. Wow. The advertisment read:

"Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the
tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! Soon you'll be flaunting it
to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars."

Wow.

Will my popcorn be cheaper?

Apparently, charging famine prices for popcorn at movie theaters just does not bring in enough money these days.

A recent article says that advertisements will soon start appearing on popcorn bags at movie theaters, which leaves me wondering....will my popcorn be cheaper?

File under: fatty foods, famine prices & advertisements